alice_abernathy | (no subject)

"Try the kitchen, or the wine cellar. Just don't finish off the rum or I'll have to shortsheet your bed."

"There you go again with the threats... definitely off the list!"

"That wasn't a threat! A threat would have been to threaten to wake you wake up at the ungodly hour of 5 am and go hunting with me. Shortsheeting a bed is not a threat. Come on, they do that in summer camp!"

*laughing* "Okay since you put it that way, I guess you're back on the maybe get one list."

"Good. Just for that you get an extra helping of apple pie - and midnight margarita's are on me! Not literally, so don't go pouring alcohol on my head.

Alice arches her brow and tries not to smile.

"You just have to ruin all of my fun, don't you? Don't drink all the rum, don't pour drinks on your head..."

Yep, all your fun, gone - kaput - fini! I'm such a spoilsport! *LE SIGH, LE SIGH* *giggles*

((sorry, had to restart my comp. *kicks it - but GENTLY*

Alice pretends to be wiping tears from her eyes.

"And now look laughing at my pain... I don't know how I'm going to gone on." She struggles hard not to laugh. This is fun!

((no problemos :D This is great LOL! ))

Yep, that's me - mean little bitch to the end. I don't know how you put up with me. Honestly. Evil, wicked, mean and nasty.

To.

The.

Core.

*starts laughing, hits her with a pillow.* Come on, get up Lazy bones!

Alice ducks, gasps then bats at the pillow!

"Hey, hey, hey! Look at you, abusing me too!" She sits up and grabs another pillow, holding it in front of her like a shield. "Lazy!?! I'll have you know that it takes a lot of engery to be this melodramatic!"

"Fibber! It takes that much energy to ACT that melodramatic! It takes very little energy to be GAWTH." Leela rolls out of the bed and throws the pillow at Alice.

Alice can feel the edge of the pillow grazing her cheek as she backs off the bed. She laughs and tosses her own pillow toward Leela.

"Excuse me! I'm only GAWTH every other day! The other days I leave free."

Leela ducks, hitting the floor - but not before getting it in the forehead*

*OOF* Aack! Aack! Armed weapons - pillow torture.. distance weapons.. *pops her head up over the edge of the bed* CHEATER! *picks up pillow and tosses it up into the air in an arc so that it would fall on Alice.*

Things seem to go all slow motion-like when Alice spots the pillow coming toward her. Instead of doing the normal sensible thing like... getting the hell out of the way she just watches it until it bops her. She laughs as she gets down on her hands and knees then scrambles after it.

"Cheater, ha! I've never cheated once... yet!" She grabs the pillow and peeks over the edge. "But I'm seriously considering it! Might as well admit it... victory will be mine!"

"Ohhh NOOOOES!" Leela glances back and forth, scoots back and grabs a chair pillow then lowcrawls back up to the bed "All your pillows belong to us. We will assimilate you! Prepare to be boarded..." All that and more nonsense comes out of her mouth.

She tosses a pillow in the air but it falls short - into the middle of the bed. "NOT MY PILLOW!" She scoots up onto the bed, then gets back down, dragging the pillow and one of the blankets with her.

When Leela crawls onto the bed Alice takes the catch and lobs her pillow at her then grabs the edge of the blanket, trying to pull it back to her side. She's too busy laughing to notice how she's now a big target.

"Sweet talking me will get you nowhere! The pillows want to be on my side! I offered them a better benefits plan! Clean covers for as long as they exist."

And Leela is hit right in the back with the pillow. "EEK! You will rue the day you did that Alice! Well? Start Rueing!" Still on top of the blanket, still curling it under her, trying to get it pulled down to her side of the room.

"AHA! My adversary has been exposed! Take THAT!" Lee sweeps up the big, fluffy pillow and lobs it overhead at Alice.

"You pillow kidnapper! No, can't take them, my poor helpless pillows! They don't need benefits! They need saving from the washing machine sock monsters. Can you give them that, huh? Can ya can ya?"

"I'm not a kangaroo! So no rueing for you!"

She oomphs when the pillow hits her side but she isn't about to let go of the blanket! She starts trying to shimmy her way back off the bed and keep her grip on the covers all at the same time but it's not working at all and she can feel it slipping away!

"But they love me! They told me so and they wouldn't lie! They said that you let the washing machine monster get them... hey!" She mutters under her breath when the blanket goes bye-bye over the far edge of the bed. She scrambles back once it's gone and snags the fluffy pillow on her way. "You're just jealous!"

"Noo, my precious! The pillowses lie, they lie! Evil wicked nasty pillowses! don't listen to them my precious, no listens to their squeekings, and their creaking!" Leela's pulled the blanket down and is wrapping it up into a hall in her hands, leaning back to peek over the bed as she does.

"Mustn't believe them, the nasty wicked things. They are friends with the machine monster, they are - they are. They all gets together to

EAT

MY

SOCKS!" And with that she lobs the wrapped blanket, sheets - what have you in the air at Alice.

((LMAO! Oh man and now I have to go! You are so evil! :D This was a blast! ))

((*grins* Have a good whatever you're doing! And in a fit of insanity I finished building Leela's house. You can see all the rooms on Matthew's last posting. In case Alice wants to go exploring the house that is.

LATER, this was GREAT!))